They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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