I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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