I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You are the jesus of drinking
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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