I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
