Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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