I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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