This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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