Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
All I want is dick and wine.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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