is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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