I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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