absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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