He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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