haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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