Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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