I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We don't watch enough power rangers
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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