i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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