idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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