I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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