But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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