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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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