I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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