We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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