can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
BRING THE BAGELS
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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