you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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