question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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