K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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