So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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