I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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