Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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