it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
