Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I supernannyed him into submission
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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