help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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