Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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