y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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