this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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