I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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