I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
