she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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