Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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