Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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