That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
this boner is exhausting
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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