glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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