So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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