SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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