k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Randomize
