Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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