So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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