After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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