I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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