at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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